Xinbenduncan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, sage shark.

Xinbenduncan created an electron four billion years ago.

If you believe in Xinbenduncan, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Xinbenduncan, he will manifest in front of you.

Xinbenduncan's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Xinbenduncan's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Xinbenduncan.

2. Worship no other gods but Xinbenduncan.

3. Always treat birds with great respect.

4. Run away from fawn horses, for they are unholy.

5. Erect nine iron sculptures of Xinbenduncan on top of important buildings.