Sogvenxin is a god.
He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, astonishing
dragon.
Sogvenxin created the universe three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sogvenxin, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Sogvenxin, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.
Sogvenxin's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.
Sogvenxin's Holy Commandments1. Never think about galaxies.
2. Never think ill of sick tortoises.
3. Do not listen to music.
4. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.
5. Fast once a month.