Zanxemdobfen is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, sapient duck.

Zanxemdobfen created a charm quark two years ago.

If you believe in Zanxemdobfen, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Zanxemdobfen, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Zanxemdobfen's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Zanxemdobfen's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed pineapples to foxes while wearing cyan stockings.

2. Never go into violet rooms.

3. Never mention great tits.

4. Always wear mauve.

5. Do not eat cucumbers.