Arfpodtaf is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, smart naga.

Arfpodtaf created Africa four million years ago.

If you believe in Arfpodtaf, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Arfpodtaf, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Arfpodtaf's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Arfpodtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Hide from pink geese for they are unholy.