Vilqueegbot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, fast zebra.

Vilqueegbot created a strange quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vilqueegbot, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vilqueegbot, she will send you a sign.

Vilqueegbot's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Vilqueegbot's Holy Commandments

1. Put Vilqueegbot first in all things.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always treat sharks with great respect.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never wear stockings.