Cimsabtaf is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, humorless monkey.

Cimsabtaf created dark energy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimsabtaf, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cimsabtaf, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Cimsabtaf's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Cimsabtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cimsabtaf.

4. Feed all hungry eagles.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.