Gabmanflig Quamdissyim is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, caring goose.

Gabmanflig Quamdissyim created dark matter two years ago.

If you believe in Gabmanflig Quamdissyim, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gabmanflig Quamdissyim, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gabmanflig Quamdissyim's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Gabmanflig Quamdissyim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Gabmanflig Quamdissyim must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always wear magenta.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always treat voles with great respect.