Nurlhotgad is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, thoughtless wombat.

Nurlhotgad created the Sun seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurlhotgad, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nurlhotgad, she will destroy your favourite star.

Nurlhotgad's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Nurlhotgad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never talk about swans.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Nurlhotgad on top of all buildings.