Libtailvonklik is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, annoying crow.

Libtailvonklik created Asia six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libtailvonklik, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Libtailvonklik, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Libtailvonklik's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Libtailvonklik's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Never sit in the presence of cats.