Dotteenlan is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, narcissistic dryad.

Dotteenlan created water eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dotteenlan, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dotteenlan, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Dotteenlan's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Dotteenlan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Hide if seven bats approach from the west.

3. Never wear gray shirts.

4. Do not dye your hair orange.

5. Respect your elders.