Bedbadfob is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, benevolent squid.

Bedbadfob created tapeworms eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bedbadfob, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bedbadfob, he will come to you in dreams.

Bedbadfob's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Bedbadfob's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not eat bread.

5. Never eat onions.