Sanwabhughigfet is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, confident badger.

Sanwabhughigfet created the solar system four million years ago.

If you believe in Sanwabhughigfet, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sanwabhughigfet, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Sanwabhughigfet's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Sanwabhughigfet's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always look after injured snails.