Flammanhim is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, humane wolf.

Flammanhim created the Sun three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flammanhim, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Flammanhim, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Flammanhim's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Flammanhim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. You must love Flammanhim.

3. Always look after injured gulls.

4. Never go into pink rooms.

5. Do not cook food in pots.