Spagweggan is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unthoughtful raven.

Spagweggan created a strange quark two years ago.

If you believe in Spagweggan, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Spagweggan, she will turn you into a dog.

Spagweggan's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Spagweggan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Hide from magenta moths for they are unholy.

4. Spagweggan loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.