Dissflagbap is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, staggering lion.

Dissflagbap created tapeworms five million years ago.

If you believe in Dissflagbap, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Dissflagbap, she will come to you in dreams.

Dissflagbap's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Dissflagbap's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never talk about dolphins.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not dye your hair yellow.

5. Pray towards the south.