Higwappark is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, two-faced pigeon.

Higwappark created a strange quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Higwappark, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Higwappark, he will not invite you to parties.

Higwappark's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Higwappark's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. You must pray to Higwappark six times a day.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. Do not covet oxen.