Tikwabjat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, boastful beaver.

Tikwabjat created the planet Mars three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tikwabjat, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tikwabjat, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Tikwabjat's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Tikwabjat's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near porpoises.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

5. Never pour water over plants.