Nillitfot is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, flying owl.

Nillitfot created the Sol system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nillitfot, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nillitfot, she will come to you in dreams.

Nillitfot's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Nillitfot's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four rats approach from the west.

2. Run away if three eagles approach from the south.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Horses are not to be trusted.

5. Never bounce in the presence of great tits.
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