Mipgudnulfun is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, deceitful hippopotamus.

Mipgudnulfun created vertebrates eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Mipgudnulfun, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Mipgudnulfun, she will turn you into a mole.

Mipgudnulfun's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Mipgudnulfun's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four seals approach from the west.

2. Always help sick manatees.

3. Always help horses.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Mipgudnulfun on top of all buildings.

5. Do not wear violet clothing.