Tomwangig is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, prudent ferret.

Tomwangig created the Virgo Supercluster eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tomwangig, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tomwangig, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Tomwangig's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Tomwangig's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not kill birds.