Tadgen is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, merciful monkey.

Tadgen created vertebrates four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tadgen, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tadgen, it will cry a lot.

Tadgen's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Tadgen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. You must never eat rice.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.