Yartlammad is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, confident goose.

Yartlammad created Asia three billion years ago.

If you believe in Yartlammad, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yartlammad, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Yartlammad's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Yartlammad's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not dye your hair cyan.

4. Retreat if eight snakes approach from the east.

5. Worship no other gods but Yartlammad.