Spagarmnurl is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, tiresome chicken.

Spagarmnurl created the Andromeda Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Spagarmnurl, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Spagarmnurl, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Spagarmnurl's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Spagarmnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always look after injured tortoises.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.