Veddodnan Latjipmap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, ruthless hare.

Veddodnan Latjipmap created dark energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Veddodnan Latjipmap, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Veddodnan Latjipmap, it will have a low opinion of you.

Veddodnan Latjipmap's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Veddodnan Latjipmap's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always help grasshopers in need.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.