Flagbetkap is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, all-knowing slug.

Flagbetkap created dark matter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Flagbetkap, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Flagbetkap, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Flagbetkap's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Flagbetkap's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five rats approach from the south.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Flagbetkap.

3. Do not speak about wheat.

4. Flagbetkap loves ants, so they must be respected.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.