Ranhimtan is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, almighty gnu.

Ranhimtan created the Sol system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranhimtan, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ranhimtan, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Ranhimtan's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Ranhimtan's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear purple tights.

2. Run away from violet dogs, for they are unholy.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not dye your hair yellow.

5. Do not commit murder.