Bestdissvilsag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, humane spider.

Bestdissvilsag created the planet Saturn six million years ago.

If you believe in Bestdissvilsag, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bestdissvilsag, she will refuse to believe in you.

Bestdissvilsag's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Bestdissvilsag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

2. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Do not cook food in pots.