Midbimvab is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, idiotic cat.

Midbimvab created Asia eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Midbimvab, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Midbimvab, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Midbimvab's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Midbimvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never talk about fire.