Yarpmonrat is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, pitiless goblin.

Yarpmonrat created the Small Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarpmonrat, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yarpmonrat, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Yarpmonrat's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Yarpmonrat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never talk about ants.

3. You must never eat apples.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Retreat if nine hamsters approach from the east.