Cutjaprawyimflagbonlarnjin is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, all-knowing zebra.

Cutjaprawyimflagbonlarnjin created gold two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cutjaprawyimflagbonlarnjin, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cutjaprawyimflagbonlarnjin, it will turn you into a mouse.

Cutjaprawyimflagbonlarnjin's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Cutjaprawyimflagbonlarnjin's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from yellow turtles for they are unholy.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Erect seven tin sculptures of Cutjaprawyimflagbonlarnjin on top of important buildings.