Tadhapweg is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, self-confident giraffe.

Tadhapweg created parasitic wasps six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tadhapweg, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tadhapweg, it will turn you into a mole.

Tadhapweg's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Tadhapweg's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tadhapweg.

2. You must never eat peas.

3. Do not hurt sharks.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not take Tadhapweg's name in vain.