Vanjigjatbeggig is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, boastful snail.

Vanjigjatbeggig created a top quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Vanjigjatbeggig, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vanjigjatbeggig, she will remove you from existence.

Vanjigjatbeggig's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Vanjigjatbeggig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Worship no other gods but Vanjigjatbeggig.

5. Never eat bark.