Barnviltik is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, vain horse.

Barnviltik created the Andromeda Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Barnviltik, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Barnviltik, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Barnviltik's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Barnviltik's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention squirrels.

2. Never feed garlic to voles while wearing indigo rings.

3. Always help tapirs in need.

4. Barnviltik loves monkeys, so they must be respected.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.