Jop is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, confident slug.

Jop created a charm quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jop, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Jop, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Jop's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Jop's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.