Wodyog is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, vain beaver.

Wodyog created the Milkyway seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wodyog, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Wodyog, he will remove you from existence.

Wodyog's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Wodyog's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about dogs.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never mention foxes.
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