Catdavbiss is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, astonishing chicken.

Catdavbiss created carbon five billion years ago.

If you believe in Catdavbiss, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Catdavbiss, it will be very unhappy.

Catdavbiss' most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Catdavbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Never bounce near dogs.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Do not speak about cucumbers.
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