Bumgarfliscidgeb is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, vain fish.

Bumgarfliscidgeb created the planet Jupiter six million years ago.

If you believe in Bumgarfliscidgeb, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bumgarfliscidgeb, he will turn you into a snail.

Bumgarfliscidgeb's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Bumgarfliscidgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Put Bumgarfliscidgeb first in all things.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not wear violet clothing.

5. Always treat birds with great respect.
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