Pindusshimcip is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, tranquil dingo.

Pindusshimcip created a strange quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pindusshimcip, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pindusshimcip, it will turn you into a sheep.

Pindusshimcip's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Pindusshimcip's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not hurt sharks.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
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