Bogflylip is a god.

She takes the form of a small, conceited dragonfly.

Bogflylip created the Small Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogflylip, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bogflylip, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Bogflylip's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Bogflylip's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near porpoises.

2. Always help whales.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Put Bogflylip first in all things.

5. Do not eat figs.