Bogflylip is a god.
She takes the form of a small, conceited
dragonfly.
Bogflylip created the Small Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bogflylip, she will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Bogflylip, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Bogflylip's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.
Bogflylip's Holy Commandments1. Never jump near porpoises.
2. Always help whales.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Put Bogflylip first in all things.
5. Do not eat figs.