Weesaslan Tafnighig is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, awesome wasp.

Weesaslan Tafnighig created the planet Earth nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weesaslan Tafnighig, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Weesaslan Tafnighig, he will turn you into a worm.

Weesaslan Tafnighig's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Weesaslan Tafnighig's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never wear magenta scarves.

5. Run away if six badgers approach from the west.