Fatdamflis is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, unselfish rhinoceros.

Fatdamflis created Africa seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fatdamflis, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Fatdamflis, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Fatdamflis' most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Fatdamflis' Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always help sick gulls.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.