Fatdamflis is a god.
It takes the form of a planet-sized, unselfish
rhinoceros.
Fatdamflis created Africa seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Fatdamflis, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Fatdamflis, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Fatdamflis' most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.
Fatdamflis' Holy Commandments1. Always take life seriously.
2. Always help sick gulls.
3. Do not commit murder.
4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.