Bitxuclik is a god.
It takes the form of a very large, blissful
swan.
Bitxuclik created an up quark eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bitxuclik, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Bitxuclik, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.
Bitxuclik's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.
Bitxuclik's Holy Commandments1. Always help tortoises.
2. Never wear jumpers.
3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
4. Never eat figs.
5. Do not jump in public.