Vadyardod is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, sapient faun.

Vadyardod created the Milkyway seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vadyardod, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Vadyardod, he will jump up and down on your head.

Vadyardod's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Vadyardod's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Vadyardod.

2. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

3. Never go into blue rooms.

4. Never eat lemons.

5. Never paint your legs violet.