Podbanbap is a god.
He takes the form of a gargantuan, compassionate
chicken.
Podbanbap created the solar system eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Podbanbap, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Podbanbap, he will boil you in a big pot.
Podbanbap's most sacred site is Polagam in India.
Podbanbap's Holy Commandments1. Your children must be taught to worship Podbanbap.
2. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.
3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Podbanbap.
5. Always treat hamsters with great respect.