Podbanbap is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, compassionate chicken.

Podbanbap created the solar system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Podbanbap, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Podbanbap, he will boil you in a big pot.

Podbanbap's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Podbanbap's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Podbanbap.

2. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Podbanbap.

5. Always treat hamsters with great respect.