Davnurlcaddobben is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, sage pig.

Davnurlcaddobben created oxygen three billion years ago.

If you believe in Davnurlcaddobben, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Davnurlcaddobben, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Davnurlcaddobben's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Davnurlcaddobben's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from cyan cats for they are unholy.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never eat spinach.

4. Davnurlcaddobben loves moths, so they must be respected.

5. Do not covet oxen.