Bepfuddit is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, sage deer.

Bepfuddit created an up quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Bepfuddit, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bepfuddit, she will try to impress you with trees.

Bepfuddit's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Bepfuddit's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Bepfuddit's priests.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Bepfuddit.

5. Bepfuddit must be the most important thing in your life.