Gonmigsis is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, blissful faun.

Gonmigsis created the Milkyway eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gonmigsis, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gonmigsis, he will turn you into a snail.

Gonmigsis' most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Gonmigsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Tortoises are not to be trusted.