Hakyatten is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, effective parrot.

Hakyatten created humankind four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hakyatten, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hakyatten, it will be very unhappy.

Hakyatten's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Hakyatten's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never run near bats.