Tettikadmip is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, staggering squirrel.

Tettikadmip created a bottom quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tettikadmip, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tettikadmip, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Tettikadmip's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Tettikadmip's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tettikadmip.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never sit near monkeys.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

5. Otters are not to be trusted.