Japdussnart is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, prudent capybara.

Japdussnart created an atom nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Japdussnart, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Japdussnart, he will destroy your home planet.

Japdussnart's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Japdussnart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.